for
READING
BANNED BOOKS
Our List of Wanton Readers:
Bradley
"Scott" Biederman
Carol Reid
Julie Hudson
Marisa Brooks
Karin "Snowflake" Johnson
Jennifer Swartout
Stephanie Kratz
Robert Mawyer
Pat Campbell
Janet Beach Davis
Rachelle Stivers
"Teacher" Tom McCulley
Mary
Beth Baker
Daisy Dixon
Barbie Price
Jason
"Candyman" Wallace
Carol Baker
Watch
for them--
they are dangerous!
Its True-- We have put out WANTED posters for people who were actually seen reading Banned Books-- and not just during Banned Book Week. Oh, no! These unrepentant souls have been known to read politically charged, sexually explicit, challenged or banned books at any time during the year! One braggart was actually heard to say she had read 95% of all the books on the ALA Top 100 Challenged Book List! BRAZEN!
You can see what we are dealing with here. People who read freely and think that they can READ WHATEVER THEY WANT!
Stop them before they have you believing that an informed democracy is the basis of our country! Insidious information like this is what starts people thinking.
Don't let it happen to you!
Shouldn't faculty know better?-- that's Of Mice and Men!
They don't call him 'The Candyman' because he's sweet-- he ADVOCATES Dirty Books! His favorites: Lolita and 1984. He's a crafty one!
Beneath this mild exterior is a wild woman who believes you can read One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest without degradation!
Fragile in appearance but daring in dress, this woman encourages others to read scandalous doctrine like Harry Potter!
Is it cruelty to animals to read Origin of the Species to a gorilla? This woman will dare anything!
Bragging about how many Banned Books she has read seems to be a point of pride with this insidious instructor!
Innocuous, innocent, even cute? This instructor is one of the most notorious of the Banned Book Bandits, encouraging even the youngest of his acquaintances to read dirty books!
As mild mannered as this sloe-eyed beauty may appear, her offences include reading trash to children, including her own! Oh, the children!
Intellectual is just another word for outrageously outspoken! Mark Twain's Huckleberry Finn!? In public???
Is this a 'typical' college student? If he reads these books, what hope do we have that for the future of America!?
A student, a mother and reader of Banned Books--what could be more insidious?
Intellectual or radical? You can tell by what he reads!
SLAC is a student group at Heartland Community College .
Believe or not, we are real. And we are in Normal IL.
Page last updated: Aug. 20, 2006